he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
A bitchslap is in order.
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