Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Randomize
