"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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