it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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