this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
