your parents love me but you hate me
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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