I showed him my bush... on skype.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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