he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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