I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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