thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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