Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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