Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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