Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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