is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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