I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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