PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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