Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
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