found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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