Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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