I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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