We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I forgot wine drunk hurts
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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