um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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