Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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