Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
