what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
The beer is more important than you right now.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
is it fun? or sober?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
