whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
