god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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