Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
