New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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