What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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