We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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