You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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