and you said cock pushups were impossible
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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