the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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