Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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