I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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