So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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