i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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