ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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