I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
i've created a new STD.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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