it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Randomize
