dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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