If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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