remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
The ass gains better be worth it
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