I think scott just propositioned me for sex
She announced her abortion via fbk
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
This house was built for laser tag.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
