Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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