Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
This is classic penis vs brain.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
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