is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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