Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
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