even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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