He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Church boner. Awkwardddd
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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