For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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